#34 Things I've Learned.

Things I've learned throughout 2010.
(inspired by gay partner, love)

1. Never trust someone that you meet on the Net. Even if that someone happens to be your 'online boyfriend/girlfriend', do NOT trust them until you have actually met and talk to them personally.
2. People lie and put on dramas more often than you think they do.
3. Never use facebook to post updates about your pathetic love life. People might misunderstand and throw even more pathetic gossips about you. And you might not be able to deny them because the evidence is, duh, on facebook.
4. Never ever wear CARDIGANS on a date, they make you look FAT.
5. Don't bother your ex every second even if you're trying to win his/her heart back. Give him/her some 'alone' time. He/She'll come around when he/she misses you.
6. When you want to bitch about someone, remember that usually that bitch bitches better than you do. So just keep your mouth shut and be a good girl. Let people hate the bitch, don't let them start hating you. *winks*
7. Whenever you're depressed, do NOT gobble up 8 tablets of PCM. It isn't an antidepressant! Refer to point 17.
8. Never put up your phone number of facebook if you don't want some stranger calling you at 2 am demanding for phone sex. (it happens) =.=
9. Never try to define love, you'll be mad. Trust me, the definition changes every day.
10. Never ask guys things like 'do you love me?' when you know they do. Never bother them with stupid questions, they have more complicated things to think about.
11. Don't do long-distance relationships if you're not prepared for arguments and broken hearts.
12. Forgive people and pray that they will change.
13. Don't judge someone on facebook from their profile picture and status messages. Refer to point 2.
14. When you're about to give up and you feel like commiting suicide..watch Oprah. Usually it helps. Because there are people in this world who face bigger problems than us. Refer point 15.
15. Don't overlook all the tiny things in life. Appreciate the blessings that God has given us.
16. DON'T LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY BEFORE MARRIAGE.
17. Listening to instrumental songs make you calm (especially muse muse muse!). It's a great help when you're studying (under pressure) too.
18. Always do early preparation for huge examinations. Staying up late/waking up really early will not work.
19. Pretend to be happy even when you're not. Because sadness/happiness is something that spreads easily.
20. Elevate your mood by shaking your butt to some catchy tunes (my favourite-step up movie soundtracks!). Sweat a bit!
21. Don't lock your phone/inbox with passwords that are easily broken. Never put your name, your boyfriend/girlfriend's name or your birthday as passwords. Your cat's birthday should be fine.
22. If you don't eat something (in my case, sushi), tell your boyfriend about it before you guys go out on a date to avoid unnecessary hospital visits.
23. NEVER EVER forget monthsary/anniversary dates even if you think that they're not important. Someone, which is your boyfriend/girlfriend, might get upset.
24. It's okay to keep in touch with your ex even when you're with someone new. As long as your new guy/girl knows about it.
25. Don't cheat on your boyfriend/girlfriend. He/She can do the same thing to you.

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