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Kpd sesape yg ade text aku these few days and tak mndapat balasan..
Sorry kay.
Not in the mood to text/call anyone.
Besides that, kredit pun tak ramai je.
Bukan pokai lah..
Duit ade, just tak keluar reload.
24/7 memerap dlm bilik, peluk novel.
Sesape yg rasa nak buat amal, rajin2kan lah diri reload kat aku ye.
InsyaALLAH aku pun bakal merajinkan diri text org di kesempatan yg ada ni..
And furthermore, charger aku ade prob.
Aku sorang je makhluk yg guna sony kat rumah ni pun.
Btw, that's why aku malas bukak FB.
Sbb bukak p lah page sapa pun msti ada jerr yg claim jd awek kau kan.
Haihhhhh kenapa aku kisah? =.=
InsyaALLAH tak online dah buat bbrp hari, harap maklum.
Aite.
Wassalam.
Sorry kay.
Not in the mood to text/call anyone.
Besides that, kredit pun tak ramai je.
Bukan pokai lah..
Duit ade, just tak keluar reload.
24/7 memerap dlm bilik, peluk novel.
Sesape yg rasa nak buat amal, rajin2kan lah diri reload kat aku ye.
InsyaALLAH aku pun bakal merajinkan diri text org di kesempatan yg ada ni..
And furthermore, charger aku ade prob.
Aku sorang je makhluk yg guna sony kat rumah ni pun.
Btw, that's why aku malas bukak FB.
Sbb bukak p lah page sapa pun msti ada jerr yg claim jd awek kau kan.
Haihhhhh kenapa aku kisah? =.=
InsyaALLAH tak online dah buat bbrp hari, harap maklum.
Aite.
Wassalam.
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by Sofea Asyiqin
#45 Trip Down Memory Lane.
Sorry, disappeared for a few days. Time is ticking like um, verrrrrrryy fast, so I have to appreciate every millisecond that I've got. Means, less time for friends, more time for family. Had a sorethroat and fever for..3 days already? Hmm. I don't know how many tablets of PCM is in my system for now. Probably 40? Okay that's ridiculous. About 16 I think. Now you tell me why am I surprised that I'm still alive. So someone asked, why have I been kind of 'emo' lately? Well there's just too many reasons but I better keep them to myself.
I was sorting out an old drawer in my room just now and found like, LOADS of raya/birthday cards from friends and relatives. I re-read everything (too much time to kill) and saved some of the precious ones. Almost cried, really. Time flies faster than a bullet train.
Haha this one lawak lah.. Teringat lg time aku bg bday card kat Aimi. Yela sbb bday dia kan May 4th, dekat je dgn bday aku. Tgk2 dia balas balik kad yg sama cuma colour je lain =.= But I liked that one, thanks Aimi! And of course aku ingt lg time tu kita smua pakat duk plan nak tubuhkan band! Haha tak menjadi jgk akhirnya kan? But I know that you're still passionate about music and stuff, and memandangkan hg lg 'berkemampuan' sikit, hg sure dah ada mcm2 alat muzik kat rumah hg kan Aimi.. Well, aku harap hg berjaya satu hari nanti. Kalau dah jd producer JB ke, jgn lupa contact aku, boleh set date dgn dia kay.. Kad raya dr hg smua aku smpan elok lg, tp taknak ah buh kat sini buat malu aku jeh =.=
Kad raya from gay partner.. Aku tau la skrg bukan time raya tp blog aku kan, suka hati aku laa =.=
Uh, gay? Kalau nak kutuk aku tu mmg num satu eh dari dulu? =.=" Lain kali letak tanda seru bnyk2 lg weh, biar BP aku naik tinggi eiffel! Hehh. Aku taktau tu kad raya zaman bila punya tp mmg zaman 'kegemilangan' english kita lah rasanya, hahaha. Aku ada 3 je pun kad raya hg, yg lain kuceng aku kebas dah kot sbb aku tak jumpa pun (sejak bila aku ada kuceng?).
Last but not least, kad raya yg boleh dikatakan plg lawa aku pnah dpt. Dr senior kesayanganku satu masa dahulu. Huahuaa bukan Kak Wanie yer adik2. Kak Syaz.. Tp segan pulak aku nak taip love letter dia tu kat sini. xD Rindu gilaa dgn Kak Syaz, skrg dah lost contact pun. Masih ingat dulu pegi rumah akak semata2 nak jumpa akak and belanja cekelattt, huahuaa zaman naif lg masa tu. Whatever it is, I hope you're doing fine right now, di samping pakwe hensem terchenta =)
Okay, the trip down memory lane ends here!
I was sorting out an old drawer in my room just now and found like, LOADS of raya/birthday cards from friends and relatives. I re-read everything (too much time to kill) and saved some of the precious ones. Almost cried, really. Time flies faster than a bullet train.
Dear xXSofeaXx..
Happy burfday!
May God bless you..
Good luck in your exam..
Dpt straight As, aku blanja hg kay!
- Don't Matter -
ps; sebijik mcm kad yg hg bg kat aku!
Lots of lurve,
Aimi
2 Delima / 2007
Haha this one lawak lah.. Teringat lg time aku bg bday card kat Aimi. Yela sbb bday dia kan May 4th, dekat je dgn bday aku. Tgk2 dia balas balik kad yg sama cuma colour je lain =.= But I liked that one, thanks Aimi! And of course aku ingt lg time tu kita smua pakat duk plan nak tubuhkan band! Haha tak menjadi jgk akhirnya kan? But I know that you're still passionate about music and stuff, and memandangkan hg lg 'berkemampuan' sikit, hg sure dah ada mcm2 alat muzik kat rumah hg kan Aimi.. Well, aku harap hg berjaya satu hari nanti. Kalau dah jd producer JB ke, jgn lupa contact aku, boleh set date dgn dia kay.. Kad raya dr hg smua aku smpan elok lg, tp taknak ah buh kat sini buat malu aku jeh =.=
Kad raya from gay partner.. Aku tau la skrg bukan time raya tp blog aku kan, suka hati aku laa =.=
Assalamualaikum wahai Sofea!
Kad ni mmg sesuai dgn hg, hg pun ada kutu gak di bahagian hidung!
Dah dpt makan sedap2, jgn lupa kolestrol! Nanti GUMUK! =)
Raya nie aku ingin memaafkan hg.. oopss.. memohon maaf!!
Maafkan aku for all the things that I did wrong!!
But most of the time, I'm right?!
Aite?!!
Chihuahuaa!!
Okay are!!
Until here, then!!
Unlimited,
Basyirah1011.
Uh, gay? Kalau nak kutuk aku tu mmg num satu eh dari dulu? =.=" Lain kali letak tanda seru bnyk2 lg weh, biar BP aku naik tinggi eiffel! Hehh. Aku taktau tu kad raya zaman bila punya tp mmg zaman 'kegemilangan' english kita lah rasanya, hahaha. Aku ada 3 je pun kad raya hg, yg lain kuceng aku kebas dah kot sbb aku tak jumpa pun (sejak bila aku ada kuceng?).
Last but not least, kad raya yg boleh dikatakan plg lawa aku pnah dpt. Dr senior kesayanganku satu masa dahulu. Huahuaa bukan Kak Wanie yer adik2. Kak Syaz.. Tp segan pulak aku nak taip love letter dia tu kat sini. xD Rindu gilaa dgn Kak Syaz, skrg dah lost contact pun. Masih ingat dulu pegi rumah akak semata2 nak jumpa akak and belanja cekelattt, huahuaa zaman naif lg masa tu. Whatever it is, I hope you're doing fine right now, di samping pakwe hensem terchenta =)
Okay, the trip down memory lane ends here!
#44 Ever Got Rejected?
Top 10 rejection lines given by Women
(and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)
5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.)
In response, the male perspective on the same issue..
Top 10 rejection lines given by Men
(and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)
1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)
Conclusion: Men are painful at times. Agree, women?
(and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a brother.
(You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(I don't want to do my dad.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)
6. I've got a boyfriend.
(I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)
5. I don't date men where I work.
(I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(It's you.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)
2. I'm celibate.
(I've sworn off only the men like you.)
1. Let's be friends.
(I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.)
In response, the male perspective on the same issue..
Top 10 rejection lines given by Men
(and what they actually mean)
10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)
9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You're ugly.)
8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)
7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)
6. I've got a girlfriend.
(You're ugly.)
5. I don't date women where I work.
(You're ugly.)
4. It's not you, it's me.
(You're ugly.)
3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)
2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)
1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)
Conclusion: Men are painful at times. Agree, women?
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by Sofea Asyiqin
#43 Things Girls Should Know About Guys.
Statements in bold - so trueeeee, I likeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :)
2. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
3. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
4. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
5. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
6. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
7. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
8. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
9. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
10. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
11. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
12. Shopping is not a sport.
13. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
14. You have enough clothes.
15. You have too many shoes.
16. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
17. Your brother is an idiot, you ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.
18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
19. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
20. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
21. Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes -- What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
22. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
23. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
24. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
25. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
26. Check your oil.
27. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
28. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
29. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
30. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
32. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
33. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazine.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
AND FINALLY, THE NUMBER ONE RULE:
1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
2. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
3. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down.
4. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
5. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if he can find the perfect present, again!
6. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
7. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
8. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation and monster trucks.
9. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like every other cat.
10. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
11. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
12. Shopping is not a sport.
13. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
14. You have enough clothes.
15. You have too many shoes.
16. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
17. Your brother is an idiot, you ex-boyfriend is an idiot and your Dad probably is too.
18. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
19. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
20. Yes, pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
21. Most guys own two or three pairs of shoes -- What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
22. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
23. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
24. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
25. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
26. Check your oil.
27. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
28. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
29. It is neither in your best interest or ours to take the quiz together.
30. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
31. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
32. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
33. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done -- not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider Golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazine.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
AND FINALLY, THE NUMBER ONE RULE:
1. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
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